25Mar/110

We’re All Gonna Diiiiiiiie!

Posted by Emily

As we all are well aware, the world will be coming to an end on December 21, 2012.  In preparation for this catastrophic end-of-days one should familiarize himself with Vivos, an underground survival shelter network, available by membership only.

Once you purchase a Vivos membership, you become part of an exclusive and overly-prepared group of individuals with access to a network of underground shelters impenetrable by tsunamis, nuclear bombs, giant asteroids, biological warfare and, of course, widespread social anarchy.

Vivos is, without a doubt, the best solution for surviving in a post-apocalyptic world – makes you wonder why more people haven’t applied for a membership, hmmm…

   
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